Charlie eats alone.
He has knocked a few people out while chewing.
When he looks up, it looks like he has no face.
To get his shirt off, he has to unbutton them all the way.
Charlie has been blackballed from eighteen dentist offices.
Chins runs around with the Calhoun gang.
He’s been jailed for nine counts of slack-jawin,
six counts of involuntary jaw droppin, and
one count of first degree assault with a lethal chin.