Edna “The Hump” Malone
Edna is a looker, that’s for sure.
She can smoke fourteen cigarettes at a time.
A waiter once tried to put his tray on her back and
asked a busboy to help push her against a two top.
Edna has a sharp side, as if you couldn’t tell.
Maybe I should say a round side.
She packs a mean left hook,
and quite possibly a backpack under that dress.