Jimmy “The Driver” Fink
Watch out next time you jump into a cab.
There’s no game show inside this taxi.
Jimmy is a driver, but a tip better not be all you leave.
His fares aren’t fair, and he doesn’t use a meter.
The Driver decides where you go.
He fits six passengers, four extra seats
and two in the…well, you know.
Jimmy’s cab has a big trunk, but don’t bring any luggage.
No smoking inside the cab, only Jimmy can smoke.
Now get out, this is your stop.