Pete “The Plumber”
Knock knock, here to fix your sink.
Let’s hope you aren’t a fink,
or on his list as a blockage or a leak.
Pete makes house calls but it ain’t to fix a clunking pipe.
He stole the toilet in the police station.
The case is dead; they have nothing to go on.
Pete never bites his nails.
He had to register his wrench as a weapon.
(An Illustration Friday Special for the “Sink” theme)