Snappy, Snaps, Snapper, Snap whatever you call him,
certainly snaps a lot. I mean a lot, like obsessively.
He once tricked the enemy mob to think he had a machine gun.
He can do a four finger snap, double quick snap, one hand clap,
eight finger snap, and even the toe snap.
Snappy also thinks he is a snappy dresser, but with those
shoulder pads I would dare to call him Tacky Walker.
His hair is so greased, hats slip off.
Everything he does is punctuated with a snap, so
be prepared for one liners, two liners, the two step,
and the commonplace two face remark.