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Nicky “Necktie” Bambino
Just in time for the New Year party,
Nicky breaks out the finest threads.
He has striped ties, black ones, white ones, too.
But just what is up with that head?
Black and white ones, and polka dot ties.
He’s the schnazziest guy in the town.
Unfortunately, he also happens to look like a necktie.
He tries not to let that get him down.
He’s easy to find when looking in a crowd,
Imagine what he says to a blind date.
All the tailors struggle to dress him,
He brings a new meaning to the figure eight.
The Daily Mobster 
He’s pretty darned creepy…