Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in on this fine Monday morning. It’s our first Guest Artist Mobster! This one was done by Carlos Gomez who also dabbles in the crazy world of Flash games, apps, mobile development and photography. He also keeps the web comic Robots-n-Aliens.
This guy is quite the goon but you might have to blame his parents.
Fish-eyed is his given name, “Willie” is his nickname.
He has really great peripheral vision on his left side.
When he looks in a circus fun house mirror, he looks normal.
His uncle ships him cigars which he smuggles into town.
The coppers have caught him eight times.
Fish-eyed falls apart in interrogation; he has a terrible poker face.
His mugshot is posted by the cash registers at optometrist offices.
He has a fresh shipment of Cubans coming in tomorrow and
he might slip this one by them coppers.
The question is Willie or won’t he?