Mad Ma Morgain
Watch out now. Hide your hard candies and
turn up the volume on the radio.
Mad Ma Morgain is back in town and this time
her hair pins are in extra tight and
she brought her children, better known as
her left and right arms.
If we’re lucky we’ll get a look at “Left & Right”
She just gives the nod and it shall be done.
If that doesn’t work, she knows how to
make your life miserable behind the scenes.
So make sure you put out the blue sugar packets
and the jam better be seedless or you just
might end up on the brass end of her cane.