Larry likes to claim that he is, in fact,
the Queen of Bulgaria, except on Mondays.
If it is a Monday, then he is Braagar from Neptune.
Some have said he has a brother, Harry,
but he has also claimed to actually be Harry.
This makes me wonder if Harry even exists or is
just a pile of Larry’s clothes.
He claims he has the Midas touch, which,
well, is more than obviously not true.
I like Larry, he is a joyful character.
He was picked up last week for conspiring to
rob a bank but I think he was just confused
asking the bank teller to “put the greens in the bag.”
and telling the grocer “I’d like to make a withdrawal.”
As far as conspiring, that might just be those voices again.