No one knows who he works for or what he does.
“The Bowler” has been seen walking down allies at night.
He was last seen in a bowler hat, bowling shoes,
a black suit, polka dot tie, and carrying two bowling balls.
Maybe he carries a second one as a spare?
There has been a rash of vandalism in the area,
mostly “downed gutters” reported.
Houses with the address 710 have been split in half!
Houses numbered 300 have reported
“random acts of fine gardening”
and “gold rings left upon doorsteps.”
He has no record so we can’t call foul,
but let’s call this one a strike.