Sylvia “Shoulders” Smithe
Oh, Sylvia, Darling.
Sylvia gives a new meaning to the term, “Broad.”
She always has to wear shoulder-less, strapless outfits.
I have heard of stepping into a dress to fit, but she
sometimes has to wear it upside down.
Sylvia always has a cold shoulder.
The boys try to warm her up and offer their jackets,
but she won’t fit.
She is very specific about where she goes on dates;
it can’t be anywhere that will be shoulder to shoulder.
That can be a bit tricky with her.
One thing is for sure, though, Sylvia would be a great
shoulder to cry on for someone….or several someones.
But enough about her shoulders, she is just trying to
find a good guy that would be a great match,
you know, someone shaped like a pyramid.