Boss Boston(In the style of Limerick)
Boss is a gruff old mule,
and hails from true old school.
He puts on his best,
and puts the test,
the power of his mobster rule.
Blackmail to a government snitch,
Boss demanded to be instantly rich.
Snitch took up his offers,
cleaned out the town coffers,
all with the flick of a switch.
The city’s a mess, all in unrest,
the cops come to make an arrest.
But who’ll do the time,
for plotting the crime?
No one suspects the guy in the vest.
His daddy was smart, and once he was taught
follow two things and never get caught:
Have friends in high places,
and cover your bases,
then sail away in your yacht.