Quincy Pid
Q. Pid seems to think he is a living incarnation of Eros.
He is either a complete genius for rigging up a Tommy gun
to fire handmade, custom carved, golden arrows or
Quincy is completely crazy for attempting to fly by
the wings of his bowler hat while leaping off buildings.
Today is his day, or at least he will try to make his day.
Keep an eye on the skies for chubby, flying, arrow-shooting UFOs.
Quincy is trying to give a new meaning to
the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre.
He has got plenty to go around, so whether you
want one or not, he’s coming for you.
Expect to hear about Q in the morning paper,
for what, is yet to be seen.
The Daily Mobster 