Edgar “Egg” Egmond
(In the alliterative key of E)
Every evil event expects exoneration.
Enter: Edgar “Egg” Egmond.
Exactingly, elegantly, erasing evidence,
evaluating, expunging every entry,
Edgar elicits eventual extenuation.
Escaping extraditions, eschewing edicts,
even evading examining experts.
Effectively, efficiently, expertly,
“Egghead Edgar” exempts everyone.
Ex-cons, evildoers, enduring endless
exposition, eventually evade enforcement,
egregiously eluding examination.
Exit: Edgar, effortlessly.