Kirk Robin
(In the style of an interrogation)
Who killed Kirk Robin? I, said Harold “The Head”
I bashed him, bashed him dead. I killed Kirk Robin
Who saw him die? I, said “Fraidy” Freddy.
Wait, not Again, I’m not ready. Nevermind, I didn’t see him die.
Who’ll be the clerk? I, said Detective Burkes.
If I don’t have to work, I’ll be the clerk.
Who’ll sing the psalm? We, said the Quartet of three.
We’ll sing it beneath the willow tree.We will sing the psalm.
Who will dig the grave? I, said the “Rat”.
In my grave digger hat. I will dig the grave.
(Bridge)
Wait, is he alive? I think I saw that greaser drive!
I saw him, I did, unless that was “Sidecar” Sid.
So is he alive, or is he dead? Were you lying, Harold “The Head”?
(Closing)
Who knows Kirk Robin?
I, said the Ghost.
He’s toast.
I know Kirk Robin.
