Hey porter, hey porter, can you lend a man a hand?
Help me in, and set me up, this hotel here’s rather grand!
Hey bellhop, hey bellhop, can carry this here bag?
But be easy on it, its worth a lot, but I really don’t mean to brag.
Hey doorman, hey doorman, I don’t have a tip for you,
I don’t have have much, so a thanks will just have to do!
Hey bellman, hey bellman, I can’t seem to find my key!
Would you do me a kindness and open my door for me?
Hey deskman, hey deskman, need to speak to the manager now!
Someone broke in my room, and I just can’t figure out how.
Hey manager, hey boss, what kind of place are you running here?
I lock my room, but when I come back, everythings-a disappear.
And a tip of the hat to Johnny Cash