“Legs” LaVine


“Legs” LaVine

Everyone knows who “Legs” is, but no one

can tell you what his face looks like.

He had a hard time finding a job.

No taxi had a long enough seat, no desk was tall enough.

No factory was safe enough; he was way above clearance.

He once had a job as a lumberjack but too many workers

were trying to cut him down.

He finally got a job as a window washer and he is the best.

He doesn’t even need a ladder until the third floor.

He wears size 32×84 pants; off the rack pants are more like shorts.

He is banned from the basketball court.

The mob boss only has one use for him.

He is the scout man in large crowds.

For Illustration Friday’s theme, “Heights”

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