Lucca “Lucha” Libre
The masked man strikes again!
Extortion, robberies, and smuggling abound.
No one knows what he really looks like,
not even his mom!
(We know, we interrogated her.)
If you have seen this man, been robbed by this man,
or recently clothes-lined, flying monkeyed, or body slammed,
please contact local authorities immediately.
There has been a rash of sightings and it is unclear
if there is a mob of these men, or just one, changing masks.
Be on the look out for Lucha Libre wrestlers in your neighborhood.
Last seen wearing a white suit, black tie, a fedora
and a luchador mask.
We believe his name is Lucca. Lucca Libre.