Make sure to leave your empty bottles on the step,
or he will have to make a special, second visit.
Oh, and you butter rinse out them bottles, will ya, please?
Don’t fret with that old saying about running away with the milkman.
No running will be involved; he only drags people away.
His English is, how do you say, not so good.
I think he might be from MosCow.
Make sure you get plenty of fluids, and drink all that he leaves,
or there will be tears cried over spilled milk.
In fact, you might be buried in dirt pasteurize.
I don’t know if this milkman works for the mob,
but he sure ain’t like the udder ones.
(For Illustration Friday: “Fluid”)