Ain’t no getting through this guy.
He’s the best bodyguard anyone has ever had
and he doesn’t even have to do anything, just stand there.
I have no idea where he buys his threads,
they must sew two bed sheets together.
If he is first in line at the coat check,
they close down after he leaves.
The boss once demanded to borrow his coat as a car cover.
The local tailor is the only person who knows his real name.
It’s loads of laughs watching him in a revolving door,
or an elevator, or getting in and out of cars.
But don’t laugh too loud; although those activities might
be hard for him to do, it is not that hard for him to get rid of you.
In fact, all he has to do is step in front of you.