The Invisible Man
Is he real or is it mass hysteria?
Jewelers, traders and bank tellers
claim to have seen him in the area.
Beware you buyers and sellers.
Sixteen banks were robbed at gunpoint
all by a nobody, wearing a moustache.
Jewelers say he was casing the joint,
then thieving gold, silver and cash.
One has to wonder when your name implies,
that you are indeed, actually transparent
why you would have to wear a disguise.
That just seems incoherent.
Is it then fair, for one to conclude,
aside from the furry nose glass
that you rob the banks in the nude?
Sure a good thing we can’t see your….
I’m not sure which is better
for the front page fodder:
Are you The Invisible Swindler
or the Full Moon Marauder?
For Illustration Friday’s Topic: Moustache
The Daily Mobster 
It’s clear to see,
This fellah is seedy.