He’s the fastest driver that’s ever been,
aiding getaways since nineteen ten.
Fastest thing on four wheels or two,
hold on tight, he’s coming through.
No cars for him, you might think it bizarre,
so you’ll have to ride in the sidecar.
Sid once had to help three thugs flee,
that was quite the sight to see.
Three sidecars all in a daisy chain,
zipping through traffic, lane to lane.
Sid’s plaid scarf was flapping in the wind,
was the last thing they saw before giving in.
“Sidecar” Sid escapes again!
He is driving the coppers totally insane.
But he’s not just a gangster livery,
He also does Chinese delivery!