“Smoggy” Al Crocker
Cough, cough, wheeze wheeze,
oh such relief and ease.
Off to the chop shop we go!
Need a new license plate, let us know.
Want a few numbers filed off your vin?
Sure, no problem, come on in.
Need your trunk recovered and new?
Pull on up, drive on through.
Want a few thousand miles on the old meter back?
Bring it on over, we’ll take a crack.
No fuss, no hassle, no fret, no haggle.
If you do you might get strangled
And don’t complain about the stench,
or you might get clonked with a wrench
Sniff, sniff, hack hack.
Thanks for coming, don’t come back.