“Top Hat” O’Malley
They say money doesn’t buy happiness, but it
sure does buy some sleaze. “Tophat” is shrewd.
He plays three card monte with one card.
He once negotiated a homeless man
out of a wooden nickle and his teeth.
He’s all brains above the brim. I’ve seen him
without the hat, trust me, it’s not a good sight.
He packs a single round pistol under that jacket
for when he can’t seal the deal.