Dinah Mite
(In the style of a commercial jingle)
Pop, pop, bang, bang!
The loudest member of the gang.
When the vault needs opening,
just give her a shout.
When you see her spark the string,
everyone get out!
Pop, pop, bang, bang!
The fiery lady in the gang.
A distraction from the cops,
up in flames and smoke.
The cops, they drop, when they hear the pops,
it’s the perfect hiding cloak.
Pop, pop, bang, bang!
The loose cannon in the gang.
But once she fought with the boss,
he told her what to do.
Dinah is no the one to cross,
their relationship is through.
Pop, pop, bang, bang!
Boss will never again harangue.
Pop, pop, bang, bang!
The loudest member of the gang.
For Illustration Friday: Spark