“Newsie” Neil
Extra! Extra! Read all about it,
too much news for me to stand and shout it!
Scandals in politics, murders and crimes,
get it right here, this issue of the Times!
Mob bosses droppin’, the suspect’s still alive,
read all about it, right here on page five!
Comics and funnies, in full color print,
two full pages, worth your every cent!
Want ads are posting, classifieds abound,
hurry, get’m fast, not enough to go around!
Extra! Extra! Read all about it.
Hot pressed news and you won’t ever doubt it!
The Daily Mobster 