Lew Gordon: Private Eye
(In the style of a film noir limerick)
He hides behind the tree in the park,
lurks in the shadows and the dark,
following at night,
he stays out of sight,
and he never even leaves a mark.
He’s become the master of disguise,
the privatest of private eyes.
Quick-change like chameleon,
speaks Italian and Korean.
The silent, slickest spy of spies.
Sewing trenchcoats to fit in,
of wallpaper, wood or tin,
hides in the fog,
or dressed as a dog
he has even painted his skin.
So when you feel someone’s in your midst
know that Lew Gordon exists.
It’s not a mirage,
he’s in camouflage,
And now you’re on his watch list.
Holy cow! Haven’t seen you around in ages! I love the way you added the pattern to the coat and hat as camouflage. Nicely done!
Hi there! I’ve been around, just not on IFRI. I’ve been busy getting my first printed book and interactive iPad app ready. Will be available soon. I haven’t done as many mobsters as I’d like.