Professor “Chops” Bronson
(In the style of a mad, groovy, funk beat sung by a shirtless rocker)
In between teaching English lit,
he’s with the mob, can you dig it?
Drivin’ to the high school, list’nin’ to funk,
with Mickey “The Mole”, stuffed in his trunk.
Grading papers, dancin’Â the blues,
after pourin’ Mickey new cement shoes.
Who would have known, he’s a ruthless killer,
while he casually reads Arthur Miller.
(Chorus)
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Baby, oh yeah.
Twain, London and Dickenson
Riding in his sixty nine Grem-lin
Drugs, Extortion and Hemmingway
What can he say, it’s really great pay!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Baby, oh yeah.
On the way to the hideout, he’s always swerving
too busy reading Washington Irving.
Drops off a shipment of a kilo of blow
Then right back to Edgar Allen Poe.
This contract work is totally radical,
lots of income while on sabbatical.
(Chorus)
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Baby, oh yeah.
Twain, London and Dickenson
Riding in his sixty nine Grem-lin
Drugs, Extortion and Hemmingway
What can he say, it’s really great pay!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Baby, oh yeah.